Girls like Aly Michalka may be a dime a dozen in glamorous big cities, but I don’t live in such a gleaming metropolis. I live in a much, much, more dark and depressing place where women have “morals” or draw attention to themselves by screaming and kicking when you try to drag them into your car. Which is why it is perfect that Aly likes to vacation in the middle of the woods. Jobs already done.
(Editor’s note: fuck ^^^ that’s pretty creepy)
“Girls like Aly Michalka may be a dime a dozen”…so are writers like the idiots that work here.
The Editor is finally starting to see what we see.
V is for Victory…
or Vagina..
or Victorious Vagina
A dime a dozen? Please. I – or any other hetero breeder – would be happy to bang this girl. Even if she had a pussy that smelled like a garbage can filled with day old kimchi.
I could handle a “Baker’s Dozen” of chicks like this…..
…because…well…..I like handles…
Which is why it is perfect that Aly likes to vacation in the middle of the woods. Jobs already done.
…..change to something like…..”we’re in”…
Looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar. Jeller? That Buffy chick.
Could we have fewer creepy as fuck rape jokes? Jesus christ, what happened to this site.
lions roar is right…..let’s make the rape jokes more solid and mainstream…
I’m totally against rape. Unless its justified.
Doo Doo Fresh…….
….rape is only justifiable if……..(as Louis C.K. has opined)……you see someone and you really wanna fuck ‘em………
…and they said “no”….
Licker – perfect example. Another good one would be if you conquer a country. If you go through all that effort, helping yourself to the local ladies would seem to be a just reward.
Would you give us a little context on why I should care about this random person and who she is? I don’t know who the eff Aly Michalka is.
That girl is all kinds of yummy…..and probably all kinds of slutty.
“These are a few, of my favorite things…..”
“Jobs already done” contraction of “job” and “is”. “Job’s already done.” This had an editor?
She’s hot. I’d Fuck Her. What the fuck is all the critiqueing and babbling-assed bullshit accomplishing?
“Wow, this forest is scary” she says.
“Imagine how I feel, I have to walk out of it alone.”
i wonder how long whoever this chick is held her breath in for that photo…
Title should be, “Average blonde broad sucks in gut and rates herself 4/10″
>I’m totally against rape. Unless its justified.<
Or if it seems like she's totally asking for it.