Alyson Hannigan Has A Stalker?

By Travis March 07, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Her? Really? Flute girl? Well, I guess even psychotic, obsessed perverts lower their standards every now and then.

… the “How I Met Your Mother” actress obtained a temporary restraining order in February against John Hobbs … who was allegedly sending her harassing messages online, and threatening to kill her.

What’s worse … she claims Hobbs was recently discharged from a mental hospital and is mentally unstable.

Hannigan was probably more persuasive than she thought … because Hobbs isn’t fighting her … he’s agreed to stay at least 100 yards from her and her family for the next 3 years. (TMZ)

Well then, that sounds like the perfect boring stalker for the perfect boring actress. I know that a lot of people think that stalkers are serious business because they’re so mentally unstable and dangerous, and plenty have either killed or attempted to kill in the past. But I’m just saying that part of the problem with this country is lack of ambition, and Hobbs is a perfect example of that.

If he’s going to stalk one of the actresses from How I Met Your Mother, it should at least be Colbie Smulders. She’s Canadian, and my friend told me all Canadian women are sluts.

(Photo: AKM-GSI)

(7) Comments

  1. avatar
    This Is Awful 03/07/2013 09:10

    Your friend told you all Canadian women are sluts? Before this job at WWTDD were you a ghost writer for George Carlin? I mean that is some brilliant comedy right there.

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    Doo Doo Fresh 03/07/2013 09:14

    This site has become the Alyson Hannigan of blogs and the readers have collectively become Hobbs.

    At least there’s a chance that if Hobbs is successful in stalking his prey something interesting could possibly happen.

  3. avatar
    Maggots 03/07/2013 10:09

    A) STFU trolls… if you don’t like the site, don’t read the fucking site.

    B) Alyson is hotter than she is being given credit for here.

  4. avatar
    mrtaxman 03/07/2013 10:44

    This site is just terrible now…

  5. avatar
    Doo Doo Fresh 03/07/2013 10:45

    Maggots = Travis

  6. avatar
    Al Bundy 03/07/2013 12:01

    >Maggots = Travis<

    Yeah, I was seriously thinking that too.

  7. avatar
    Maggots 03/07/2013 19:20

    Nope. No idea who Travis is actually. I am a long time reader, but just registered to start commenting because I was tired of all the whining about the site.

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