Courteney Cox Is Cadaverous

Courtney Cox stepped out into the sun for the first time in centuries to grab coffee looking a little hard-featured. Personally, I’ve never understood the love for her, at any point. I always like Rachel, and, under a dim light, after a fifth of gin, I might’ve also plowed Joey if he kept his mouth quiet. These pictures of the pale skinny Monica aren’t going to change that.

Courteney was always kind of haggard even during her heyday, looking like she could always use a meal in a homeless shelter, but Jesus. She has become so decrepit looking it honestly may be an improvement to shove her six feet under ground right now. She looks like she’s had her entire lifeforce completely drained from her body. That being said though, I would still happily do it with her because I look even worse and she’s famous.

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