Design the Next WWTDD Banner! Win $666! Get Laid!

By colin March 27, 2013 @ 4:35 PM

I was just thinking today, what is it that people really love. I came up with money and Breaking Bad. I can only get you one of those.

We’re going to be updating the WordPress formatting on the site soon, some very modest shit, but I also want to update the look of the header banner.

If you have a little creative in you and a borrowed version of Photoshop, enter your submission for the new banner. Creatively, consider it completely wide open. Don’t even feel obliged to include the full text name, or do. Keep the old logos, or don’t. I will chuckle at the people who send me ‘Fuck You, Cunt Face’ banners. You will not be winning Satan’s gold.

Please do make sure:

  • Submissions are in .psd file format, sized 850 x 155
  • No use of copyright or trademarked images or shit that doesn’t belong to you
  • You understand that whatever you submit may actually end up winning and we will own it and it will be used on the site in return for your cash winnings
  • You may not win and that sucks and you’ll have to deal with your own bitter disappointment

We’re going to take our favorites after a week and let you guys vote on the winner. That’s democratic for you and lazy for me, so it fits my m.o.

Use the contact form to send in your submissions. You can also include a little note about how you need the money to keep your grandmother’s dialysis machine pumping, but I won’t believe you even if it’s true, and that will hurt even worse.

Good luck!

(14) Comments

  1. avatar
    TedTheBug 03/27/2013 16:43

    So, by trademarked/copyrighted images, does that include stuff like the one that’s in your current banner? Or can we photoshop random images from Fight Club too? Cause if so, I’ve totally got this. By the way, glad WWTDD is back to updating all the time. Work was getting boring.

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    TheBlackReturns 03/27/2013 16:49

    What’s wrong with the existing banner?

  3. avatar
    Sleazy Pseudonym 03/27/2013 17:30

    Good god man why, why would you post that?

    Also this:

    (no bad words happy?)

  4. avatar
    cody 03/27/2013 17:47

    Give us a hint. Better to go FightClub? Or boobs?

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    cody 03/27/2013 18:16


  6. avatar
    Admiral 03/27/2013 20:07

    Since the name of the site is only WWTDD, that could mean anything at this point. Tyler Durden isn’t around any longer.

  7. avatar
    JL20 03/27/2013 22:26

    If you’re shooting for accuracy, a giant turd would do the trick.

  8. avatar
    zionium 03/27/2013 23:54

    You’re mismanaging the hell out of this site transition.

    You’re changing all the writers, which almost no one liked. And now you’re doing several more things to remind us that “this isn’t the WWTDD you used to know!”

    Doing more because of the need to prove that something is being done is the worst thing you all can do.

    If you’re really going to redesign the header and the site in general, you better make damn well sure you don’t change the general content much at all.

    There must be soap.

    There must be Tyler Durden.

    The image that exists now and has existed for some time is incredibly good. Like, really, really good. It defined the brand and general essence of this site perfectly. So please don’t screw it up.

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    Al Bundy 03/28/2013 03:16

    Might as well tell the people to come up with new site names as well, because you know your gonna get rid of the WWTDD name as soon as you have that new banner.

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    Skeletor 03/28/2013 04:32

    I was thinking of submitting a picture of my cat’s asshole with worms coming out of it. Seems appropriate.

  11. avatar
    WWTDD2000 03/28/2013 13:25

    I sent mine through email because I see no “contact form” with an upload function.

    oh well, the money will come in handy.

  12. avatar
    woody 03/28/2013 21:59

    This reminds me of when a big network slowly kills a really good show.

  13. avatar
    moe9t9 03/29/2013 03:30

    so, will this vote include the current banner?

  14. avatar
    ItsNoGood 04/11/2013 08:20

    One thing I have noticed about the site lately… and that is, there sure are a lot of f*ckin cry babies. If you don’t like the site… buh-bye. buh-bye now… buh-bye. But we all know the truth and that is… you’ll keep coming back.

    You have to ask yourself the very important question… WWTDD?

    What he’d do is say…”Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.”


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