The Reason It’s Good to Be Michael Bublé

By Bill March 06, 2013 @ 4:41 PM

(^^^ you might want to kill the volume on this video unless you want to experience sudden female spotting.)

Why is it so damn amazing to be Michael Bublé (accent added to appease the angry mob Canadians)? It’s not the gold records or the millions in the bank or the fact that women around the world cream their inner parts imagining you are their boyfriend. That shit is nice, no doubt, but it’s not THE reason. That would be his now wife, Luisiana Lopilato.

The bible says not to covet your neighbor’s wife, let alone bang her like you’re trying to plug the hole in the Titanic, but I’ve gotten this far ignoring most every sacred rule in the good book, so I’m not starting now. I’d really like to lie down Leviticus style with Luisiana. I’d even be willing to learn how to properly pronounce her name if that’s what it took.

Here she is in lingerie. Be handsome. Sell a few records. You could have her sister.

(6) Comments

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    RangerLG 03/06/2013 16:49

    She’s Argentinian. Does that mean she has a Brazilian?

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    Will_I_Amgoingtokillyou 03/06/2013 17:13

    Michael Buble? Unknown european reality stars? Female football players? Are you guys trying to drive people to your other web sites?

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    Lick-it 03/06/2013 17:23

    Every time I think I couldn’t give a fuck LESS……this site ups the ante….

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    EndThisAlready 03/06/2013 18:27

    I love how this place has completed the transition to 100% irrelevant. Your news stories are late by DAYS, your writing is terrible, the wit has disappeared, and to top it off, nothing but malware warnings in chrome. Congratulations Celebuzz, you really fucking nailed the formula in successful transitions.

    Writers of this shit site, are you actually satisfied with what you do here? Does the past week of verbal abuse over your shitty penmanship not drag you down? At what point do you yourself “check out” and acknowledge you people fucked this place up beyond all recognition.

    While the previous fuckup’s updates were few and far between and more censored over time, at least his shit was funny and worded properly. Now all you’re doing is spamming shitty old stories at a rate that actually makes it pointless to visit. A coke binging, ADHD toting, blog writer couldn’t keep up with the waterfall of shit that is published here daily. The list of publishers paints the picture perfectly. This place is a pissing ground for all the celebrity cunts we can’t stand anymore.

    Eat shit writers of this site, eat shit buzzmedia, and eat shit to the people who still support this pathetic excuse of a site. I hope buzzmedia crumbles like the petty, worthless cunts they are. Done for good.

    Ciao fucktards, enjoy the AIDS

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    scogini 03/06/2013 18:48

    Can not WAIT for Brendon to start his new site. Not because he’s any good (he is, though), but because these other cats can go bitch on his blog and finally peace out on this one. The writing here isn’t as bad as they say. Keep it up. I’ve actually started coming here more often recently because, ho-lee-shit, there is content being posted regularly. As long as you keep the humor above what Reddit has devolved to, I’ll keep coming back. Oh, and tits!

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 03/06/2013 20:35

    I like round bubles, not buble articles.

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