Sharif Bogere Comes In Like a Lion, Goes Out Like a Dick

By Bill March 04, 2013 @ 3:36 PM








Sharif Bogere likes to enter the ring for his lightweight fights wearing a lion’s head with some bad-ass story about how he got it. It’s a fucking amazingly primally fierce entrance get-up. But then you’ve got to win, not lose like Bogere did to Richar Abril who kicked his ass in the WBA light heavyweight fight over the weekend. Yeah, it was a messy decision, it’s boxing, it’s corrupt and fixed and about as honest as your girl going through your text messages announcing she’s looking up the weather. Still, if you’re going to claim to be the King of the Jungle, don’t get your ass kicked. Then you just look like a dick with a lion on your head.

(11) Comments

  1. tommyoh 03/04/2013 15:42

    Since the story was about him getting his ass kicked why didn’t you post a video showing him getting his ass kicked? Made too much sense? Yeah, fuck context!

  2. Al Bundy 03/04/2013 15:57

    So is this from the bonus material on the upcoming Django dvd ?

  3. Come On Man 03/04/2013 16:06

    I’m glad this site is now about relatively unknown boxers relatively tame walk outs now. It’s what the fans have been demanding.

  4. william146 03/04/2013 16:14

    In like a lion, out like a dick?
    Sigh.

  5. The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/04/2013 16:15

    Well, to be fair it would be a quasi-interesting story if there were pics and a GIF of the guy in his lion outfit (or getting his ass kicked). But reading a paragraph about a sporting event is pretty much as boring as it gets (well, a close second behind reading what Perez Hilton is eating for lunch).

  6. AdrianMoss 03/04/2013 16:25

    Quality over quantity. Putting up shit post after shit post does not help.

  7. mattywingy 03/04/2013 17:58

    Why don’t all you customers who pay so much to view this site take your valuable business somewhere else? Are you just going to comment on how bad this site is from here to eternity? By the way, it appears that as bad as the site has gotten, you still come back every day. Vote with your clicks, trolls.

  8. woody 03/04/2013 20:25

    I just come back to read the comments. Like yours mattywingy. Why you so angry? Do you write these retarded posts? Are your feelings getting hurt?

  9. mattywingy 03/04/2013 20:39

    No, I don’t. And I’m not angry. I was clearly talking about the anger of everyone else over a mindless celebrity site getting rid of a writer. The site is free and there are other options out there. I’m just wondering how long people will keep coming back here to say the same thing over and over again.

  10. woody 03/04/2013 22:47

    Brendon was funny and shit sucks. I am angry … and bored.

  11. RVonD 03/05/2013 12:33

    I’m confused: Did he get his ass kicked or did he get screwed on the decision? Did you watch the fight, dickhead? Clean it up…

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