Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans has the cognitive reasoning skills of a baby squirrel. Because of that she has lapses in judgement from time to time, like when she was arrested yesterday with a lot of heroin.
Jenelle was arrested at her home in North Carolina after police were called to the house on a domestic violence call.
She was found with 12 bindles (small foil packages) of heroin in her possession – Radar
She said she was setup, naturally, but my personal investigation tells me she’s actually just an idiot. She’s so profoundly dense that police could place a bag of heroin under a box held up by a stick, with officers standing nearby rubbing their stomachs, and pointing inside yelling “free drugs”, as neon signs flash “come get arrested” behind them, and within minutes this doped up bitch would be in the back of a cruiser wondering how they caught her. They say everything happens for a reason, but sometimes that reason is you’re a dumbass and can’t stop making bad decisions.