JWOWW Is An ‘Actress’ Now, But It’s Not Porn

Now that Snooki has become a huge success at being a human bobblehead doll, her castmate from Jersey Shore Jenni Farley, AKA JWOWW, has also figured out what it is she wants to be when she grows up. Because it takes practically no talent at all, JWOWW has fit right in as one of the new young cast members on the soap opera One Life to Live, which has been downgraded from actual TV series to something lonely women watch on Hulu.

She talked about why (money) she took this interesting next step (money) in her career (money) at the show’s New York City premiere earlier this week.

“My manager suggested I should give it a try since I want to get into acting,” JWOWW said of her guest role on the show.

“I grew up watching most of them with my grandmother. It became our thing… Snuggling up on the couch after school with my grandma catching up on soaps.” (Radar)

She also defended MTV’s Teen Mom show, claiming that teenage pregnancies dropped in the U.S. after that show debuted. But that’s probably just because the meth kills them first.

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