Here’s a little secret. When women bang much younger men, they stay more youthful looking. That’s scientific fact whittled down from my knowledge of nearly three cases of such intergenerational bumping of the uglies. It’s working for Rita Rusic, the Italian film producer and early AARP member who retired to Miami Beach at 53 to hump men half her age. She looks fucking amazing. Ladies, you no longer need witchcraft and the blood of virgins to keep looking young. Just hop on a young dude and let him know mama’s home. He won’t mind.
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