Tanning Mom Wants You To Fap To Her Leathery Tits

By Jack April 19, 2013 @ 2:57 PM


Photo credit: PCN

Patricia Krentcil, the infamous tanning mom, has offered her leathery saggy body for porn. You’ll recall that last year this Oompa Loompa was arrested for child endangerment after taking her 5 year old child to tanning salons. She was later acquitted, but that didn’t stop her from continuing to make people vomit in their own mouths. In her latest scheme, she got an unfortunate photographer to take some nude pics in an attempt to entice porn studio Vivid to casting her in one of their fine films. She says that she hotter than Teen Mom Farrah Abraham who recently made her own sex tape. Pat says,

“I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom. Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness…I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!  And there’s more … Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper…Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper.”

I’m not easily disgusted, but these pictures turned my stomach. It’s hard to say what part is worse: her busted face, her wrinkled purse-like skin, her frightening fake tits, or the fact that she is old as shit. The combination of all of these factors has created a perfect storm of viewing displeasure. Needless to say, Vivid president Steve Hirsch wasn’t interested, “Unfortunately we don’t have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio,”.

These pictures turned me gay.

wwtdd

(12) Comments

  1. Sleazy Pseudonym 04/19/2013 15:24

    You’re doing it wrong! You’re suppose post the pic of an unrelated hot chick on the top and bury the related photo underneath.

  2. SomeoneluvsU 04/19/2013 15:29

    That Louie Anderson let himself go….

  3. toydr 04/19/2013 15:47

    i would

  4. Doo Doo Fresh 04/19/2013 16:00

    You just know she does double anal.

  5. Daos 04/19/2013 16:15

    Oh my god. Repulsive. Not just her busted face or terrible skin and boobs. But the fact that she’s also built like a man.

    0/10 would not bang.

  6. Ass Mint 04/19/2013 17:07

    her belly button looks like an asshole with a balloon knot

  7. mmccollum81 04/19/2013 18:20

    that shit ain’t right, you gotta warn us when you post shit like that, i’m gonna have a limp dick for like a month now

  8. mercury 04/19/2013 19:47

    She’s actually not old, she just looks almost twice her actual age. This one is 45, a year younger than Halle Berry and this is how she looks!

  9. Shortshanks 04/19/2013 22:56

    STILL whacking to it….

  10. Shortshanks 04/20/2013 16:00

    Tell her the tan is not helping…..

    …but doggy-style might…

  11. Shortshanks 04/21/2013 12:17

    STILL whacking it to this chick….she’s half my age…..barely legal….

    …and barely look-at-able….

  12. Shortshanks 04/21/2013 12:18

    As they say on 4Chan……MOAR……………

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