Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio could have Fran Drescher’s voice and Amanda Bynes’ brain and she’d probably still be invited to everything from the Cannes Film Festival to the birth of Jesus because of her amazing ability to stand in one place and look gorgeous. Alessandra attended last night’s De Grisogono party at Cannes, probably just because the company’s founder, Fawaz Gruosi, wanted to take a picture with her and post later on his Facebook that he totally banged her.
Also at the party was Paris Hilton, who still shows up to these A-list events because I assume people just gave up at telling her to fuck off. But if Alessandra were smart, she would have stood next to Paris until everyone there eventually named her the most beautiful woman on Earth.
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