Ke$ha Writes Songs With Her Tits Now

By Travis May 03, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Whether she’s whoring it up with ghosts or writing songs about her vagina with her mom, Ke$ha is never short of hilariously unique and edgy stories to tell reporters and talk show hosts. And, of course, by hilarious and edgy, I mean anything that pops into her brain within seconds after thinking to herself, “Quick, say something retarded so people keep talking about you!”

Ke$ha appeared on Conan earlier this week and showed off her inner lip tattoo that reads, “Suck it”, as a message to her haters. But Conan O’Brien also asked her about her songwriting process, and she described how she writes some of her songs by turning off all the lights, taking off her shirt, lowering herself over her piano’s keys and slapping her tits on them to “just tickle the ivories”.

And then Jason Collins showed up and said, “See? This is why.”

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Shortshanks 05/03/2013 09:31

    So her songs are flabby and floppy…….???

    …not that there’s anything wrong with that…

  2. avatar
    mattyj2001 05/05/2013 05:30

    I’m very confused. Ke$ha is suddenly … attractive?

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