LinkedIn Doesn’t Love Them Hos

LinkedIn will no longer allow prostitutes to use the site to advertise their business skill set. It seems that along with boring business professionals and desperate freelancers, whores have been seeking endorsements for their harlotry on the business social networking site. Prostitution is one of the skills that these ladies, (and manwhores too), have been using. Clients can then “endorse” them in much the same way as your hippie cousin is always sending you requests to endorse his socially conscious candle making efforts. Linkedin added a new rule to their user agreement that states that you can no longer:

“Upload, post, email, InMail, transmit or otherwise make available or initiate any content that: Even if it is legal where you are located, create profiles or provide content that promotes escort services or prostitution.”

But why shouldn’t professional sex givers be allowed to show off their resume? It’s a job like any other. If I’m going in for a Thai massage I want to know that the young girl whose daddy owes money to the mob gives the best happy endings possible. I don’t want a newbie with a GI Joe Kung-Fu grip tearing up my tender junk. Also, I’d like to know who my Eskimo brothers are. Who’s got 2nd degree connections with the same sore-laden wench just pretended she liked me? So many social possibilities down the drain. Good work, LinkedIn.