It turns out that Paris Hilton has a pretty good reason to be hanging out at the de Grisogono cocktail party and Roberto Cavalli's yacht party with her boyfriend River Viiperi - she's a music superstar. Anyone who was hoping her forgotten 2006 album, "Paris", would be her only attempt to pretend she was an artist can start tying the noose, because she's not only going to release a new album next year, but it will be produced by Cash Money Records.
Yesterday, Cash Money co-founder Birdman Tweeted, "Welcome@ParisHilton to tha Family.RichgangRichgirl.YMCMB" to make the news official, while she responded, "Thanks BO$$! Happy to be apart of the family. #PH?YMCMB" and music fans everywhere died on the inside. Paris already recorded the single "Last Night" with Cash Money star Lil Wayne last year, but this new album will be all house music.
In related news, drug dealers at EDM festivals are going to have an amazing 2014.
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