I have no clue how women pick out their underwear. I assume they do that ‘this looks cute’ thing they do to most everything they purchase or desire. I just pick out what’s on sale at Target that won’t hurt my nuts. I gave up the whole notion of trying to look good in underwear the first time I saw myself in the mirror in underwear. That wasn’t going to work. I guess there’s still some market for men’s underwear. A few billboards and magazine ads here and there that convince brand and body conscious men (so, women) what they should buy. If I could do it all over again, I would have paid attention in school and started my own lingerie company. Then I could have achieved my dream of throwing young Asian girls in the hot box for not sewing fast enough.
Here’s Erin Heatherton modeling for Victoria’s Secret. She once pretended to be dating Leonardo Dicaprio.
Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret