Police Want to Know If You’ve Seen This Armed Pregnant Daiquiri Thief (VIDEO)

You know when you are pregnant and you just need a daiquiri but don’t want to pay for it and then you steal it at gunpoint? Maybe your mom did this while pregnant with you or it happened to that girl you knocked up in the 11th grade. The incident happened in New Orleans (natch) when a lady heavy with vagina troll held up one of Bourbon street’s many shitty girly drink establishments for a frozen strawberry treat. It would be easy to wag a finger at this crazy bitch for armed robbery or that she shouldn’t drink while pregnant. But I mostly just feel sorry for the unborn. His fetal alcohol syndrome is going to be caused by such a shitty drink. You know that daiquiri crap is mostly mix and tastes like a nasty sweet slushy. If you are going to fuck up your baby’s brain at least drink some nice scotch or even key a can of Old Milwaukee. Pregnant moms, think of your children and drink something decent.