Shit Mail Express (VIDEO)

A small Spanish town called Brunete has instituted a new city campaign where people who don’t clean up after their dogs get that shit mailed to them. I rarely advocate that we implement European policies here in the United Goddamn States of Motherfucking America, but this law is awesome. Volunteers follow around assholes who don’t clean up after their dogs and casually try and get their names. They then pick up the shit, slap it in a box with the city’s seal on it, and mail the dog’s crap back to the owner. Apparently, the dog shit problem has gone down 70% since it was instituted. This is the best law ever passed.

I live in New York City where dog shit on the sidewalk is a bigger threat to public safety than taxi drivers from the ‘-stan’ nations. It would be hard to institute here though. That “casually ask people their name” stuff wouldn’t fly. Either they’d all say, ‘I’m the god dammed Pope’ or ‘Mayor fucking Bloomberg’ or they will just stab you in the face and make you eat their dog’s shit for asking.