George Clooney Is Done With This One

By Travis July 08, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

For the past two years, former WWE wrestler Stacy Keibler thought that she could be the girl who could finally make George Clooney settle down and become a husband and father after roughly two decades of sticking his dick in everything from Los Angeles to Laos. Of course, she was probably wrong, as the Mirror reported yesterday that George and Stacy spent the 4th of July apart, and he is “quietly backing away from the relationship.” Translated: he’s knuckle deep in a fresh 18-year old.

But Stacy doesn’t seem to be too upset, because she posted a photo to her Instagram account of her and an unknown man. If I had to guess, his name is Wilt Chamberlain, because he’s the greatest rebounder of all-time.

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(2) Comments

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    wayne44870 07/08/2013 11:10

    I believe Bill Russell is considered the greatest rebounder of all time; Wilt is just slightly behind Bill. Either way who wouldn’t want to have George’s life or even his leftovers!

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    Admiral 07/08/2013 14:08

    What a loser. If or when I’m old and gray and single with no family, just shoot me.

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