Tulisa Contostavlos Had A Nice Birthday Party

By Travis July 15, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Tulisa Contostavlos apparently used to be some sort of a hip hop artist or pop singer in England, but all she ever seems to do lately is wear really tight outfits to nightclubs or revealing bikinis at pool parties, like she did this weekend for her 25th birthday. And while I think it was really kind of Tulisa to stand around and conveniently stretch while someone took pictures of her, I can’t get past the shorts she was wearing when she showed up to the pool.

When exactly did it become cool for girls to wear their mom’s shorts? This is like the complete opposite of the ass crack and g-string trend that captivated us for so long, and I think that this is clearly the cause of all of the world’s problems. In conclusion, women ruin everything.

(Photo Credits: Neil Warner/WENN.com)

(2) Comments

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    RangerLG 07/15/2013 09:45

    Her last name makes think about the cleaning lady I used to have. She didn’t have any legs. We called her Consuelo.

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    gazzalfc 07/15/2013 18:04

    Probably hiding the phone she uses to score people class A drugs.

    You do know she is out on bail after being recoded offering to sell drugs to an undercover reporter?

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