I told you yesterday about an evil bag of dicks who stole the custom wheelchair of world class handicapped swimmer Philippe Croizon. Today a truck driver found the all-terrain wheelchair in an car park after the shitdick that stole it realized that police were on the lookout for it. Philippe Croizon is the first quadruple amputee to swim the English Channel, which is pretty amazing for a guy who has no limbs and is also French. This kind of thing is what happens in a country full of ennui and existential despair like France. “Why should I not, how you say, steal a wheelchair? Life has no meaning. Pass me a cock and some cigarettes. At least he got it back. There is nothing sadder than a swimmer slithering through the French countryside on his belly looking for his stolen ride.
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