Aubrey O’Day Wants You To Know She’s Not Fat

By Travis August 02, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Aubrey O’Day hasn’t ever been mistaken for a runway model, in that she’s always been a little bit big-boned. I don’t want to necessarily say that she’s fat, but if she didn’t have huge tits to always distract me, I’d probably say that she’s fat. At least that’s how she looked last month in Maui, where she looked like she was auditioning for COPS.

But Aubrey wants us all to know that she’s totally not fat, so she’s posting these strange bikini selfies to Instagram to show us just how good she looks. She doesn’t need to do this, though, because as long as she has those big tits and gives great head, she can be as large as she wants. Embrace your body, Aubrey.

wwtdd

(4) Comments

  1. Gildorg 08/02/2013 09:24

    Nice Tits…

  2. Cybergy 08/02/2013 09:34

    If you think she’s big boned, I think dudes are more your speed Travis.

  3. Admiral 08/02/2013 11:32

    I’d do her, but afterward she could use a bunch of time on a treadmill, mainly because I like to involve homemade whipped cream and chocolate Oreos in my love-making.

  4. Atomsk 08/14/2013 21:28

    Shes not fat, her face is just swollen from all the plastic surgery. Which is exactly why these photos are only from the neck down.

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