"Breaking Amish" Star Fucked The Devil
One of the stars of TLC's Breaking Amish LA claims to not only be a witch but that she has had
carnal knowledge of Satan
. The TV show that examines the lives of Amish youngins living out in the real world is generally pretty strange. But then again, so are the Amish. One of the girls, Betsy, raises the alarm of some of the other Mennonites by lighting candles all over the house. She explains that she is involved in witchcraft, is invoking spirits, and that she once had sex with the Devil himself. You know, like you do. What must fucking Lucifer be like? "It just felt like a friggin' snake went up my pussy!" Indeed.
What's with all the Amish shows all of a sudden? Have we gotten to the point in reality TV where we have nothing to talk about but religious weirdos living like it's 1830? I mean, don't get me wrong, I enjoy going to Lancaster, PA and buying apple butter and laughing at their beards as much as the next guy. But I draw the line at conjugal activity with Beelzebub. Taint right!
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