August 27, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Brenda Song is an actress or a singer or reality star or dentist or something like that, and I don’t really care what she actually does for people to consider her famous, because she’s a tiny, attractive Asian girl with the most perfectly proportionate natural tits, which is like a leprechaun or unicorn these days. In fact, the only real con weighing against Brenda is the fact that she’s dating Miley Cyrus‘ magnificent douchebag of a brother, Trace, but life has a tendency to balance things out, so it’s only a matter of time before he’s killed in a drive-by gang shooting inspired by his sister’s twerking bullshit.
Anyway, Brenda went to a birthday party on Sunday dressed like a stripper picking up her dry cleaning, and I hope she had fun.
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