I’m not really into Christina Aguilera’s music, so when I started watching her new video for the song, “Let There Be Love,” I muted it. I also don’t really care about inspirational messages or making the world a better place, so every time that someone held up a sign or said something, I fast-forwarded the video. Basically, all I wanted to know was whether or not Christina is still in great shape after her exodus from obesity, and the answer is yes. Protect that body, Christina. That chest is a national treasure.