Hannah Anderson’s Kidnapper’s Dad Also Liked to Kidnap Teen Girls

By Lex August 13, 2013 @ 4:52 PM

Remember that guy that kidnapped his friend’s sixteen year old daughter and ran off with her so they Amber Alerted millions of cell phones to be on the lookout for his blue Nissan. The car not a a single soul noticed along his 800 mile drive to Idaho where completely coincidentally he got spotted by some horseback riders who thought he looked funny out in the middle of nowhere with a teen girl in her pajamas. Well, as you probably already know. He’s dead now. The FBI shot him. And Hannah Anderson, the girl, is back home with her extended family. But that’s not the weird part. 24-years ago this same guy’s father became infatuated with an ex-girlfriend’s sixteen year old daughter and tried to kidnap her as well. No shit, that’s Cat’s in the Cradle type fucking pathology. The girl his dad tried to kidnap was one of his high school classmates who his dad made him pass along an ominous threat to so the girl took off and went into hiding that same day. 24 years later, that high school boy grows up, becomes infatuated with his own female friend’s sixteen year old daughter and kidnaps her too. There’s no real moral to this story. Just the fact that you’re going to end up like your parents whether you like it or not. If your dad was an All-Star professional athlete, you’ve got it made. For the rest of us, we’re fucked.

(6) Comments

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    mikelindereatsgroin 08/13/2013 17:26

    this one probably hits a little close to home for lex, who also a pedophile, really can’t understand what they did wrong, but hopes to learn from their mistakes

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    Hugh G. Rection 08/13/2013 17:44

    Everything about this story is weird, including the ending. The FBI seemed to be in an awful big hurry to shoot the guy.

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    Oldboy 08/13/2013 18:18

    I keep waiting for the story that says it wasn’t really an “abduction” per se.

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    Al Bundy 08/14/2013 02:05

    >The FBI seemed to be in an awful big hurry to shoot the guy<

    Yeah, I immediately thought that too. Sure I'm glad this piece of sh*t is dead. But it seems like the police just lined up their rifle scopes on him and gunned him down the moment they found him…..judge, jury and executioner. No surrender option for you buddy.

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    LoK 08/14/2013 11:00

    ^ its what Hondo would have done

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    Atomsk 08/14/2013 21:03

    Is it true that this girl had been sending him nude phone pics?

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