Karen Elson Takes Out A Restraining Order On Ex-Husband Jack White

By Lex August 06, 2013 @ 2:22 PM

Karen Elson At The 2013 Met Gala
I knew shit was up when Jack White agreed to have a divorce party with Karen Elson when they called it quits two years ago. There’s no single sign of shit boiling below the surface than an amicable breakup. Marriages are designed to end in either death or bitterness, both if there’s a weapon in the house. When couples bust up as friends, the demons never get properly expunged. There’s no finality. There’s only forced smiles at AYSO games and restraining orders.

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 08/06/2013 14:44

    He married her in a fvcking sampan in the middle of the Amazon, because he’s ECCENTRIC.

    I’m still trying to find the eccentricity of a restraining order, when I’m not on the floor laughing.

  2. avatar
    Admiral 08/07/2013 02:33

    Is that a Mexican Charlie Sheen behind that corpse-like woman in the foreground?

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