Kris Jenner And Joan Rivers Milked Cows (VIDEO)

By Travis August 12, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

If you’re the kind of guy (or girl, we don’t discriminate) that likes to watch two grandmothers wrap their veiny, wrinkled claws around the teats of two terrified cows and cackle about how disgusting it is, despite the fact that hard-working Americans still wake up and milk cows every day, then Kris Jenner has the talk show for you.

Elderly comic and Dick Tracy villain Joan Rivers stopped by The Kris Jenner Show last week to milk some cows to the delight of the unemployed jackals at home and in the audience, and I just assume that the cows were shot in their heads or pushed into a vat of acid immediately after.

It would have been the humanitarian thing to do.

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    miche the killer 08/12/2013 11:59

    oh good, Kris Jenner still has her panache for competitively wringing out something dick shaped for its sweet white juices. Also, I hope one of those farm hands didn’t wash up before touching the catering.

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