Kris Jenner And Kanye West Disagree Over His Mental Breakdown

April 25, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Being a closeted gay rapper married to a botched porn star is taking its toll on Kanye West, whose ongoing Twitter meltdown is allegedly indicative of larger issues at play in his life. Like that he’s batshit crazy.... READ MORE

Drunk Kris Jenner Says This Kardashian Is Her Biggest Blessing

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

To be fair to Beast, pound for pound she's technically madam Kris Jenner's biggest blessing. But the member of her harem that Jenner identifies as her biggest blessing is none other than... READ MORE

Kris Jenner Furious That People Are Exploiting Kylie Jenner

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The ability to self-reflect – to truly have a come-to-Jesus with oneself in order to understand both one’s strengths and weaknesses – is alive and well in the Jenndashian household! And if you don’t believe me, just check out... READ MORE

Kardashians Paying Blac Chyna to Stop Saying Rob Hit Her

December 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Within the suit and countersuit documents, was the information that Chyna later dropped the assault allegations against Rob Kardashian in exchange for $20K a month. They called it child support, because "roses" and "donations" sounded too on the nose... READ MORE

Kris Jenner Gets Fake Grilled About Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

December 18, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The current forty-fifth season of Keeping Up With The Prostitutes has seen the brothel mates learning about homelessness on Skid Row - with Beast saying “I think people are blind and kind of like to live in their bubble and ignore what’s really... READ MORE

Kris Jenner Moves Across the Street from Kim Kardashian

December 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you wish to stay wealthy it’s imperative to relocate to wherever the money moves. If staying one step ahead means stalking your daughter and rapper husband so be it. Kris Jenner is game.

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Open Post: Which Jenndashian Needs To Be Voted Off The Island? Island Meaning Planet

December 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table - Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets... READ MORE

Kris Jenner Compares Daughters To Leaky Faucet

November 27, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

During the Jenndashian brothel family holiday celebration, Kris Jenner insulted faucets everywhere when she compared them to her drippy slut daughters. E!'s Keeping Up With the Kardashians: A Very Kardashian Holiday transported us to a dinner table decked out... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Peeved at Her Shitty Baby Shower

November 21, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Unlike big sis's, Jenner's shower for her first rapper bastard baby was kept low-key, run entirely by E! television producers who forbid Jenner's girlfriend guests from posting selfies, snapchats, or any media of the lame "pajama garden party" whatsoever.

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Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

September 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The... READ MORE