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Porn Across America

Nobody knows you better than your porn provider. Facebook and the NSA are a close second, but your ATM content source knows you better than the woman who bore you. The video clip masters at Pornhub out of Canada by way of a small independent former Soviet state for tax and legal reasons, decided to show America what they're jerking off too the most, state by state, in terms of most common search term. So we discover crackers in the South like whacking it to the ladies of color, people in Kentucky are into Japanese cartoon porn, and a lot of dudes are into seeing dude juice. This map won't really be interesting until they drill down to the micro level. What every guy in America is searching for on Pornhub. Then everybody should have to wear their search term on a t-shirt in public one day so we can all see what everybody else is digging to porn wise. It'll be awkward, but worth it to expose the quiet polite guy at the office whose t-shirt reads 'Ring Worm' or 'Hot Wheels Camaros'.

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