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Madonna Is A Muslim Now, I Guess

October 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Madonna has moved on to desecrate Islam the way she did with Christianity and Judaism. You’ll recall that the bony crone made waves in the 80’s by making out with Black Jesus and slutting up Catholic iconography. Later she became a Kabbalah practitioner and started wearing magic bracelets and making her male penis providers attend classes. Now she is studying the Qur’an and is building schools for Islamic girls in Muslim countries. She says,

“I am building schools for girls in Islamic countries and studying the Qur’an. I think it is important to study all the holy books. As my friend Yaman always tells me, a good Muslim is a good Jew, and a good Jew is a good Christian, and so forth. I couldn’t agree more. To some people this is a very daring thought.”

I’m not sure who Yaman is, but I assume she’s talking about her vibrator. It’s great that Madonna has become such a religious scholar. In between dressing up like a cheerleader and lip-synching songs to adoring crowds of foreigners and banging dudes half her age. Some people simply wouldn’t have the time.

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