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November 21, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
According to Shereen El Feki, a noted Arab world sex researcher, or, as I like to call her, Miss Destined for a Spectacular Beheading, sodomy is on the rise big time among young Muslim women. Those horny Sexy in the City bitches from the Arab Peninsula and surrounds want them some Mr. Big, but they can’t afford to bust their hymen before marriage. That’s a big public square tire burning no-no. So they’re taking it up the pooper like it’s going out of style. And for the young Arab bride-to-be who accidentally lost her maidenhead in a moment of tambourine music inspired passion, fake hymen stitching is an elective surgery fast on the rise the week before wedding nights. In summary, like all organized religions, Islam turns out to be very good to men who dig butt sex.