There had been rumors going around that Chad Kroeger had knocked Avril Lavigne up shortly after they were married in July, and that was scary because it would have been the first sign of the impending apocalypse. At least, I’m pretty sure my bible studies mentioned something about Satan conquering the Earth thanks to the spawn of Canada’s biggest rock stars. But it has been several months since those rumors began, and Avril didn’t look much different at the Jingle Ball in Chicago last night than she did back then, which means that instead of being the harbinger of mankind’s death, she’s still just an otherwise unremarkable white girl.
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