Kristen Stewart is the Mopey Face of Chanel’s Offensive New Clothes

By Travis December 12, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

On Tuesday, Kristen Stewart attended the Chanel ‘Metiers d’Art’ Show in Dallas, where it was revealed that she was going to be the face of the company’s new line of Western-inspired clothes. Despite the fact that she regularly looks like she woke up in the return bin at an Urban Outfitters, Kristen is considered a bit of a fashion icon, and that’s why Karl Lagerfeld personally chose her to represent the new style.

Of course, when the expensive clothing is finally released in 2014, it’s probably going to get really exciting for Kristen, since Native Americans are already upset about the style, and she’ll be a target for her involvement. Hopefully they’ll drive their point home about the ridiculousness of modern stereotypes by shooting flaming arrows at her while she’s tied to a wooden stake, atop a pile of gas-soaked logs.

Photo Credits: Getty

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 12/12/2013 11:54

    She doesn’t look awkward or stiff enough in that photo. Add another corncob.

  2. avatar
    deliminator 12/12/2013 13:32

    Hey at least her nipples are poking out.

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