Miley Cyrus Tells Joe Jonas to Man Up

By Jack December 27, 2013 @ 1:35 PM

Miley Cyrus responded to Joe Jonas’ allegations that she and Demi Lovato started him down the road to drug problems. In an interview with the New York Times, Miley admits to having introduced Joe to weed but that everything that came after isn’t her fault. We told you about Jonas whining in an interview earlier this month that Miley and Lovato peer pressured him into trying marijuana for the first time. I guess they held him down and twisted his completely heterosexual nipple rings until he took a hit. The incident happened back when they were all young Disney creations being gently molested by Hollywood casting agents and producers. Miley says,

“If you want to smoke weed, you’re going to smoke weed. There’s nothing that two little girls are going to get you to do that you don’t want to do. I thought maybe he was saying that like it was going to make him look badass. We were so young that it’s actually like, ‘How did you get peer pressured by me?”

She’s got a point. Joe Jonas is a huge pussy that no mustache can hide. And, yet, she completely ignores the fact that a teenaged boy will strangle in his parents in their sleep and light the town on fire if a couple teenage girls promise him sex when he’s finished. So, there’s that too. In the end, I blame the parents. As soon as they come out of the money counting room tallying their kids’ financial take, I’m going to have a word with them.

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