Tila Tequila Knows Who Killed Paul Walker

By Jack December 11, 2013 @ 1:12 PM

Tila Tequila is letting the voices in her head take over her speaking functions again. This time she is alleging that Paul Walker was murdered by the Illuminati in a “ritualistic murder”. We told you yesterday about her anti-Semitic ranting where she claims that Hitler was not such a bad guy. But she wasn’t done being bat shit crazy. She believes that Paul Walker didn’t die in a car accident because his buddy lost control of the Porsche and slammed into a tree. No, that would be too easy. She’s certain the Illuminati murdered him. It all started when she claimed that she was privy to information about the murder of a Vancouver girl named Elisa Lam who was found in a water tank atop an L.A. Skid Row hotel last year:

“I just did not want to draw any attention to myself but I know exactly why they did it and yes it was indeed a ritualistic murder. Just like Paul Walker’s.”

Tila has ranted before about her knowledge of the secret cabal known as the Illuminati and their secret government occult activity. In response to critics who say that she needs to get her clit out of the peanut butter because she’s fucking nuts, she adds:

“THE ONES TELLING ME TO ‘SHUT UP’ ARE THE ONES HEAVILY INVOLVED IN OCCULT RITUAL SACRIFICES HERE AND THEY FEAR ME TELLING THE WORLD ABOUT HOW THEY MURDER PEOPLE RITUALISTICALLY!”

Now, I happen to believe that ritualistic murders take place somewhere in this world at any given time. Most likely in tribal regions of the Sudan and liberal arts college dorm rooms, neither of which are venues to which Tila is privy. But the higher power that has chosen Tila Tequila for his vessel here on earth, that’s a different matter. Maybe we should start listening to her. All caps seems rather serious.

wwtdd

(4) Comments

  1. readykilowatt 12/11/2013 14:30

    After reading her Hitler piece I’m sure she really suspects the Jews.
    I hope she and Mel Gibson can solve this one.

  2. rdd 12/11/2013 15:08

    Just go away or, better yet, die Tequila. The world doesn’t want to hear you anymore.

  3. TitsAreNice 12/11/2013 16:31

    Go home, gook.

  4. Hugh G. Rection 12/11/2013 17:02

    She’s crazy. Doesn’t mean she’s wrong.

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