At first I thought Free People was some kind of commie Euro thing and I got nervous clicking on it because I don’t want to be in favor of any movement the English lit majors are discussing angrily over coffee at Bryn Mawr. We’re all just one step away from covering ourselves in fake blood and flashing our scorned nipples to German police forces. But, no, it turns out Free People is a pretty sweet lingerie and pet collar store in England, where people like to buy ladies’ underwear and leashes at the same. If you’ve seen a lot of British girls, this would make more sense to you. Oh, fuck you too, England. Take back the Osbournes.
Photo Credit: Free People