Quentin Tarantino’s Latest Fucking Script Fucking Leaked

By Jack January 22, 2014 @ 2:42 PM

Quentin Tarantino has decided to scrap his latest film project after the script was leaked. The hyperactive puppet-faced director wrote the script for a new western called The Hateful Eight and sent it out to six people through Creative Artists Agency. Apparently, someone at CAA leaked the thing online and QT is in a tizzy about it. He told Deadline.com that,

“I’m very, very depressed. I finished a script, a first draft, and I didn’t mean to shoot it until next winter, a year from now. I gave it to six people, and apparently it’s gotten out today.”

One of the people was Bruce Dern and, if I had to guess, I think he did it. Not maliciously but just because he’s old as shit and doesn’t know how technology works. I can easily see him hitting forward instead of reply and sending the script to a barrister representing a Nigerian oil heiress trying to get her money safely out of the country. Tarantino decided that since one half of one percent of the potential movie-going audience might read the script before seeing the movie, that would ruin it for everybody, so he’s taking his N-bomb Western and going home. Tarantino fans are advised to watch his last five films and just pretend everybody is wearing cowboy hats, or just his last movie where they already did.

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Ted Stickles 01/22/2014 18:56

    Frankentino is upset

  2. avatar
    Milto 01/22/2014 19:59

    Hollywood loves this vile mutant and the cliched violent sewage he spews out. Don’t worry about that script, it isn’t exactly going in the shredder. After he’s had his bogus, publicity-grabbing, ‘violated artist’ moment. whatever derivative, soon to be overrated crap he’s tossed together will be right back in editing.

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