There are two types of young Eastern European supermodels. The ones currently fucking either Leonardo DiCaprio or Gerard Butler, and the ones who seem to get mixed up with foppish characters from British boy bands. The ones who bang the former seem to do better for themselves in their professional pursuits. If I were Barbara Palvin’s dad, I’d probably tell her to start nailing an established major motion picture actor with SAG residuals because those kids in the boy bands don’t own any of their own music. Then I’d pull out the photo collection of various members of N’Sync and The Backstreet Boys currently cockgobbling tourists for flophouse rent money along the beach strip in South Florida. To get out of Hungary you need to stop thinking like a Hungarian.
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