Holland Throws Big Gay Party for Gay Skater in Sochi (VIDEO)

By Lex February 10, 2014 @ 7:40 PM

First, Obama reached into his deep bag of awesome tricks and sent an airplane full of gay ambassadors to gay parachute onto the anti-gay Russian Olympics. Now Holland just threw the biggest gayest party ever for their openly gay speed skater who won the gold medal in the 3,000 meters. Ireen Wust, the Dutch dyke who ironically has never been fingered by a boy, is one of seven openly gay athletes in Sochi. Not to be confused with the dozens of not openly gay athletes in Sochi known as the male figure skating contingent. Russia sent a circus bear on a motorcycle after Ireen to intercept her before she could inspire a million butchy Russian girls to dive into a big pile of vagina after completing their own olympic vision quests. But Ireen was just too fucking fast on her skates. The bear was berated for his failure and Russia just got a little gayer.

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 02/10/2014 20:05

    Fsck ur gay agenda…. quenelle style, all the way up to the shoulder.
    Fsck yourselves however you like, just please shut the hell up abou it.
    I dont want to hear the Guido at the gym telling out loud about the chick he banged last night, so i dont want to hear about how you lost your watch in some random guys arsehole.

    Which is more of less what the russian law is about, it doenst outlat sucking a guys meat, its the calling out your sexuality the defining point of who you are and having to have the world throw you a party. For sucking a dsck.

    There is a gay club in Sochi and its legal and its been open a while according to the european news that was filining there. Everyone knows its there but it doenst disturb.
    So its basically fitting in perfectly in with its environment and neighbours. Like brothels in some european countries or coffeeshops in others, it serves a small percentage of the populations particular needs

    But OMG, they cant have a pride parade!!! Its a holocaust not beeing able to have your own parade.

    In China, it was the human rights flogging, here its not allowing cscksuckers the right to parade and adverise something the population overwhelmingly supports.
    I guess since the russkies dont invade and bomb foreign lands, assassinate at will and torture as a matter of habit, we have to make them the ‘evil empire’ again…
    so we make a whole big deal about how teh gays cant parade.

    This is beyond absurd.

  2. avatar
    momofshamus 02/10/2014 21:05

    Apparently I am going to enter two comments.

    First off, to the previous comment…. Um Wow. Decaf.

    Secondly, correction…I think by definition male figure skating contingent = openly gay. I could be wrong….It happens….

  3. avatar
    Beylerbey 02/10/2014 22:29

    Drainy is an institution around these parts, Miss.

  4. avatar
    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/11/2014 01:41

    An article about gay parades immediately following an article about Cleveland Steamers from a large crossdresser. Awesome.

  5. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 02/12/2014 13:48

    What Drainy said.

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