Hollywood Needs More Stoners

When you picture who makes movies in Hollywood, you might imagine a bunch of fat guys with beards eating vanilla pudding cups in between rips of the Strawberry Cough. But then you’d be picturing ever group of guys who ever worked retail any any mall store. Hollywood is dominated by manscaped dudes who work for Megacorp trying to figure out what consumer brand toy or popular comic strip to turn into a summer film that will move merch. The movie industry would be better served by giving a few more slots to the morbidly obese faders because they at least come up with some novel shit like Zombeavers. I don’t know if it’s going to be any good. I do know it’s going to be better than the next set of Star Wars movies. It’s also going to have tits, which means it’s also going to be better than the next eight Marvel superhero movies combined. This doesn’t have to be that hard. Figure out what makes people giggle until they crap themselves and give it to them.