Who’s That Pretty Redhead Taking A Stroll?

By Travis February 14, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Nobody walks into a hair salon and says, “Give me the Lindsay Lohan post success and respect era,” but that’s apparently exactly what Rumer Willis yesterday when she got her hair done in West Hollywood. And the new look definitely worked, because the paparazzi were all over her, probably shouting things like, “Lindsay, who finally fed you?” and “Lindsay, why are you awake during the daytime?” and “Lindsay, why aren’t there cocaine hand prints all over your black dress?” Don’t get me wrong, though, saying that she looks like a taller, healthier, not close to death version of Lindsay Lohan is probably one of the biggest compliments I can pay Rumer.

Photo Credits: Owen Beiny/WENN.com

(2) Comments

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    Ernst Stavro Blofeld 02/14/2014 19:44

    You can’t help but feel bad for just how soundly Rumor Potatohead got screwed on looks. Who would have thought Demi Moore and Bruce Willis could produce a girl with a mug that belongs in the Safe For Ages 5-7 Aisle in Toys R Us? Kelly Osborne makes sense. Her parents are both hideous, prescription drug-hovering cave troll wackos. Even is she wasn’t born ugly, her daily exposure to those two goblins in that environment would guaranteed such a destiny. But Rumor Willis? Maybe someone should check the production notes from the set of “Strip Tease” and look for a Best Boy or a Grip who looks like Rocky Dennis.

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    Beylerbey 02/14/2014 20:13

    I believe you meant “prescription drug-hoovering,” Ernst. Otherwise, spot on.

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