Bree Olson Is Crossing Over To Mainstream Films

By Travis April 23, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Equally known for her work in the porn industry and as one of the “goddesses” that Charlie Sheen ruined for the rest of mankind, Bree Olson has decided that it’s time to make her run at crossover success as a legitimate film actress. While most of her latest roles are in small, independent comedies that sound terrible, Bree’s biggest role to date (that doesn’t involve being gang-banged by strangers) will be in The Human Centipede III: Final Sequence. The extent of her role isn’t known, but the film’s star, Eric Roberts, at least leaked some plot details to Entertainment Weekly yesterday.

“We have a centipede that is made of prison inmates, and they’re all hooked together. When you see this, you will never want to commit a crime and go to prison. It’s really horrible.”

Having your mouth sewn to another person’s anus and being in a long chain of people who are just shitting into each other’s throats only to eventually die from a terrible sickness? That’s almost as bad as voluntarily sleeping with Charlie Sheen.

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    MacDaddy 04/23/2014 13:09

    Bree has a voice that could make your ear drums rupture if you listen too long!

    Charlie Sheen stays on drugs to drown out the sound of her voice, and I guess that works for him. I suppose if you didn’t know her, or didn’t hear her voice, you would just see a slightly attractive blonde with nice tits you want to f*ck.

    Otherwise….NO THANK YOU!

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    Beylerbey 04/23/2014 14:40

    When Eric Roberts makes the transition to mainstream from the deep-alphabet “films” he’s making now, let me know.

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