Despite reportedly being devastated over the death of her dog, Floyd, Miley Cyrus decided that her shows must go on. Miley has been throwing a pity party for herself on Twitter, claiming that she’s “fucking miserable” about Floyd, and that’s understandable, because life can’t always be the pure bliss of tightly-rolled joints and widely-spread legs. While Floyd died on Tuesday, Miley took a chance to honor him at her show on Wednesday night by singing “The Scientist” (above) and “Landslide,” which Miley claims was Floyd’s favorite. Then, as a final salute to her dog, she shot 21 ping pong balls out of her butthole into the mouth a giant dog costume worn by two exhausted midget dancers. Floyd would have wanted it that way, y’all.
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