Tori Spelling Just Isn’t Enough In Bed (VIDEO)

By Travis April 22, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Thanks to Oprah Winfrey taking advantage of Lindsay Lohan’s pathetic desperation for money and attention, the “docu-series” is the hot new way of referring to a washed up celebrity’s reality show without making it sound like she’d eat shit off a sidewalk for $100. Lifetime gave Tori Spelling, who admitted not too long ago that she basically pissed away all of her money, a new “docu-series” to tell her story almost as it happens, because we just can’t be left out of a life that includes things like dying her hair to maintain her youthful appeal and not fooling anyone. In this clip for True Tori, which debuts tonight, Tori’s husband, Dean McDermott, admits that he cheated on Tori because sex with her basically sucks. It’s a shame they didn’t just name this show Things We Assumed.

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    shashan 04/22/2014 10:20

    OK…You have made an ass of Um and Ed. Tori balled both of them and THEY said she was absolutely terrific. BTW you forgot to mention how fu cking skinny she is. ICCHHHY!!

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    Beylerbey 04/22/2014 13:53

    He looks haggard.

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