Dean McDermott Headed to a Fate Worse Than Sex With Tori Spelling

November 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dean McDermott’s calling in life seems to be making babies. It’s not a bad gig if you can get it, especially if you never have to pay for them. 


Dean McDermott Is Above Paying Child Support

October 19, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you’re $100,000 arrears on child support that you don’t plan on paying most likely your name is Dean McDermott. If it’s not then you’re also another fine example of a deadbeat dad minus Tori Spelling as a spouse. 


Tori Spelling Slip and Fall Payout

October 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tori Spelling settled with Benihana restaurant for that Easter 2014 luncheon where she took a tumble and tried to save herself by grabbing onto the sizzling hot hibachi grill. If you’ve ever been to Benihana or similar restaurant wasted drunk, you’ve almost done this several times yourself. 


Tori Spelling Breeding Program Continues Unabated

October 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tori Spelling is reproducing like somebody known primarily for a cheating husband and being consistently late on rent. It’s unclear if all of Spelling’s relationship and financial disasters are real or staged for the cameras of her various second tier basic cable reality shows. The babies are certainly real.


Tori Spelling Making More Babies

May 11, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tori Spelling is having yet another child because her horny husband needs to fuck somebody. Her reality show profile is broke-ass cheated on wife with anxiety disorders and an arm still fried from going bushwhack on a Benihana hibachi. Makes sense to bring another child into this world to suckle on the left teat then travel […]


Tori Spelling Grilled

April 14, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to know what’s real about Tori Spelling. The ambitious but untalented souls who sell their lives into these reality show purposefully blur the line between fact and fiction. Who knows if her husband even banged some dward chick in Canada. Might be made up. Maybe she’s broke, maybe she’s got three million in […]


Tori Spelling Is Dead Broke, Or Rich

July 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Reality TV works when you pair dullards in the audience with producers who lock down the leaks. Then somebody from the land of slightly sentient beings gets a thought, something like, if Tori Spelling is broke and evicted and can’t afford to fix her tit blobs, how is she living in a $30,000 a month […]


Tori Spelling Tried Some Kinky Shit to Keep Dean Interested (VIDEO)

May 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t care if it’s a request for basic bit of shtupping or some kinky ass shit she heard from a sex doctor on Sirius, you never turn down a woman. It’s like a Japanese sushi chef requesting you sample his signature roll. You turn that toro away and you might as well draw swords. […]


Tori Spelling Seems Distraught (VIDEO)

May 19, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Say what you want about Godzilla’s ability to level a CGI model city with his sheer bulk, he’s got nothing on Tori Spelling’s ability to make you shit your pants and choose flight over fight. In the promo for her reality show, Tori Has a Fucking Frightful Fish Face, Tori tears into her sobbing Canadian […]


Dean McDermott Faces Another Challenge In His Marriage To Tori Spelling (VIDEO)

May 16, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

The main theme of True Tori has been that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are trying to work through his infidelity and addictions so they can continue to have a good marriage and make enough money on TV shows so she doesn’t have to sell their crap to strangers anymore. In the latest clip for […]