Victoria Beckham's Life Is Much Better Than Yours

Victoria Beckham turned 40 years old yesterday, which is truly remarkable if you consider the fact that none of the Spice Girls ever looked that young when they were popular. If you'd have asked me how old I thought she or the other women who didn't marry one of the most famous and wealthiest men in the world were today, I'd have probably started with the high 70s and worked my way down in total disbelief. But Posh and David Beckham are still pretty young and incredibly rich, so they spent her birthday somewhere that none of us poor assholes have even heard of. They probably already live on Elysium and we just won't know about it until we're all wearing robot armor and trying to fight the mutated AIDS virus off.

Photo Credit: Victoria Beckham Twitter

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