Hey Angelina, You’ve Got Some Shit On Your Face

By Travis May 13, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Angelina Jolie doesn't own a mirror

When your main job in life is being a world famous A-list actress and director, and your secondary job is raising your 36 children while your husband is off making his own, less important films and haunting Jennifer Aniston’s dreams, you’re bound to forget something every once in a while. For Angelina Jolie, that something was looking in a mirror before she stepped out on the red carpet for the premiere of The Normal Heart in New York City last night. Of course, there’s probably a perfectly meaningful and righteous reason for the white powder all over her face, like it represents the pain and suffering of Syrian orphans or the powder is indicative of the ash that Ukrainian schoolchildren have had to search through to find their classmates. So who’s the idiot with shit on his face now? It’s this guy.

Photo Credits: Getty

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 05/13/2014 12:51

    It literally took me a few minutes to figure out who that guy with Angelina was.

    They are both starting to look like pod people. Or like they were kidnapped by aliens and cybernetic replicants were sent back to avoid arousing suspicions.

  2. avatar
    Beylerbey 05/13/2014 15:38

    Jolie always looked freakish. I didn’t get it and still don’t.

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