Snooki Announced That She’s Having A Snooki (VIDEO)

May 9, 2014 | video | Brendon | Comments

In what is probably the most important announcement that will be made this year, MTV star and living, breathing condom commercial Snooki revealed to her fans that she’s expecting a girl. We already knew that she was pregnant, obviously, but we didn’t know the gender and she could have been having another boy or her first daughter, or even a bottle of bronzer that possesses the world’s purest form of herpes. It’s great to see that Snooki was capable of producing a video that displayed the awkward and empty silence of excitement that we all feel about her breeding, but there are at least a few happy MTV execs who are hard at work on a new show called Toddler Sluts for 2016.

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