While you weren’t caring, Snooki ornately married the first dude who didn’t ask to finish on her tits. He’s a good solid something or other who accepts the fact Snooki looks radically altered from when they first met. I... READ MORE

Snooki already has some number of babies by some dude I thought she was already married to. I guess that never happened. With a new reality show for the mummified and brain dead, the production team has the nuptials... READ MORE

In what is probably the most important announcement that will be made this year, MTV star and living, breathing condom commercial Snooki revealed to her fans that she’s expecting a girl. We already knew that she was pregnant, obviously,... READ MORE

Now that she and her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, are expecting their second child, it’s time for Snooki to have a proper home for her growing family. She posted this photo of her under-construction dream home to Instagram, and just... READ MORE

MTV held its big Upfront event last night in New York City to announce that the network is still in the business of making of the worst and most morally reckless shows on television, which is why Snooki and... READ MORE

The Zero Population whackjobs have another strong case for sterilizing all humans as news came out that Snooki is once more pregnant with a short drunk baby. Though she’s keeping her fermenting brood under wraps, it seems Snooki’s acted as the... READ MORE

What’s anatomically left of Original Snooki has given up alcohol after drinking so much she could smell the booze in her breast milk. There’s an image that will leave you not hungry for 72 hours. Snooki has tried to... READ MORE

Snooki thinks that she and Miley Cyrus should be best friends and have the sluttiest Christmas ever. The pint-sized Guido came to Miley’s defense saying that she sees a lot of her gnarled trollish self in Miley. Snooki believes... READ MORE

Pauly D just discovered he has a baby girl by way of a cocktail waitress he banged one night last year. Yeah, I know, he’s kind of proud too. “I’m proud I’m a father. I am excited to embark... READ MORE

I’m not sure why Snooki picked just her tits, but apparently the little marmot is disgusted by her own boobs since giving birth to her first bastard baby last year. My boobs are disgusting. My boobs are hanging, my... READ MORE