Jared Leto Grazes Sexy And Shit Around The Web

By Jack June 26, 2014 @ 4:36 PM

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PETA named Jared Leto as its sexiest vegetarian of the year. Apparently vegans get moist before the emaciated effeminate Jesus look. It’s all part of PETA’s master plan to turn us all into a bunch of herbivore bait. Not me, PETA. I will eat you and shit you out like corn before I let you take away my cheeseburger.

Find out why the celery fellators picked Jordan Catalano as their ultra hunk. (NY Daily News)

Kim Kardashian showed off her blond hair in a bra and nobody cared. (Drunken Stepfather)

Do you want to see a video of Spencer Pratt getting attacked by a dog? Fuck yeah! (Gawker)

Chrissy Teigen shows off her chimichangas to GQ Mexico. (Huffington Post)

Scientists found the world’s oldest shit; I could show them the world’s newest. (io9)

Would you like a summer internship with the Wu-Tang Clan? Sho nuff. (COED)

Miley Cyrus will show you all ten of her genitals before her tour is over.  (Egotastic)

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    The guys from Band of Horses should beat the shit out of him until he agrees to shave.

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